A friend sent me this quote in an email

"While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her, 'Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

I hate being married to a smartass."